
I’ve got my first exam on thursday and i do not feel ready AT ALL D:γ

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Full version of my comic Counting Stars, which I drew for a competition.
Makes me tear up every time. :β)
never not reblog
Maru is my favourite :3
I think I’m finally getting used to this weather, my body is recovering from the sudden switch to summer.
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swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings
look at this asshole
look at him
god damn it henry
GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK
HENRY
dude, heβs like, the Renaissance Trollface
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are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
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only three weeks left
only three weeks left
only three weeks leftγ

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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.